I know what you're thinking:
We don't look like lawyers...
Here are some reasons you should hire us:
- We are professional (we fired the whoopee cushion guy)
- We have standards (see previous regarding the whoopee cushion guy)
- We aren't like other law firms (no stuffy organizations with "qualifications" here!)
- We believe in second chances (we re-hired the whoopee cushion guy)
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