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Josh

Alleged Crimes:
  • Ally Misconduct
  • Mass Murder
  • Sass in the courtroom

Result of Trial: Revocation of gun and badge for 1 week paid leave.

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Bob

Alleged Crimes:
  • Unemployment
  • Excessive Zionism
  • 4 counts of Creation of a Religion Without the Proper Paperwork

Result of Trial: Sent into space in a big balloon.

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Caleb

Alleged Crimes:
  • 14 counts of fursuit related Degeneracy
  • Trespassing in the void without a permit
  • Whimsy in the face of overwhelming adversity

Result of Trial: REDACTED

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De

Alleged Crimes:
  • Mail Bomb Terrorism
  • Construction of Unsanctioned Nuclear Devices
  • 147 counts of Railway Crime

Result of Trial: Tied to the train-tracks, awaiting final sentence.

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Sonny

Alleged Crimes:
  • Geriatrics

Result of Trial: Reduced to small smouldering scorch mark.

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Lilly

Alleged Crimes:
  • Possession of illicit substances with intent to distribute
  • Serial counts of Murder in the first-degree
  • 9 counts of wire Fraud

Result of Trial: Escaped, still at large